San Diegian police arrested Jackson Browne of 70’s acoustic rock acclaim on a tip from Jackson Browne himself. Officer Billy Dee Williams spotted the confession while listening to Carmelita by Warren Zevon and Jackson Browne.
Says Mr. Dee Williams, “that Jackson Browne is really dumb, he just went out and confessed right there in a song, that was being recorded for that matter, and then distributed widely enough for policemen to hear it. Get it together Jackie. I guess he was high, I mean that’s the only thing I could come up with.”
Asked why only Jackson Browne and not Warren Zevon was arrested, Chief of Police Bill Gundrickson replied, “2 reasons, a) only Mr. Browne was singing in an autobiographical tone, and 2) It has come to my attention that Warren Zevon is dead, so a felony drug charge seemed like insult to injury.
Jackson Browne is reportedly excited for the publicity (it should be noted that it is I who is reporting that).
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Just thought I would point out that "Carmelita" is not by both Zevon and Browne, just Zevon. And he is not singing on the song either.
Other wise the post was funny! :-)
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